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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
you’ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.
you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.
you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.
you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?"
you played the banjo in your high school band.
you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
there’s graffiti on the bathroom wall in your own house.
you have a personal account of a UFO sighting.
20 days since the last time...
While I was doing my regular internet catchup session today I noticed that this dust covered, attic hidden blog was last updated 20 days ago... I don't think I'll be able to use the word 'regular' twice in this paragraph when referencing it, A-HA! I still did... FIGJAM!
You may be wondering what FIGJAM means at this stage.
It's an acronam I came across when I was reading an article in the newspaper (I actually bought a newspaper... amazing I know) about Christian Ronaldo and Kevin Peiterson talking about how they're classic casses of the self proclomation, F*CK I'M GOOD JUST ASK ME - Hence FIGJAM.
Right, now that we've cleared that up I've now realised that I've probably taught all 2 of my 'regular' reader something new already and I should give up and leave it at that. But alas!, I think there may be more informative, thought provoking and down-right-dull shit I can go on about for at leat 4 more paragrapghs!!
On another entirely different note I've been wondering whether I should play in the RU Brown Gold Medal Competition in Adelaide.
After a quick search on Big Rich's rather geeky Pipe Band and all Piping Related things relating to piping and pipe banding. plus, Richard's views of Pipe Band with some bagpiping on the side; I came across the dates for this comp, I'll reprint the whole line and put Richo's blog website in my credits for some free advertising ;)
May 9 2009 - RU Brown Piobaireachd Society contest - Adelaide, South Australia - Solo piping
- Thanks Rich for that!
So yes, I was thinking whether to play. I've got a wee Gannaway bag sitting on a cupboard waiting to be played, a new set of Peter Hendersons all ready, but alas, no drone reeds... Due to this fact, I probably won't play. Oh well, as they say... "Better luck next year!"
Credits - Richard Wilson's blog - http://richardwilson.info/blog
<--- This is Big Rich
You may be wondering what FIGJAM means at this stage.
It's an acronam I came across when I was reading an article in the newspaper (I actually bought a newspaper... amazing I know) about Christian Ronaldo and Kevin Peiterson talking about how they're classic casses of the self proclomation, F*CK I'M GOOD JUST ASK ME - Hence FIGJAM.
Right, now that we've cleared that up I've now realised that I've probably taught all 2 of my 'regular' reader something new already and I should give up and leave it at that. But alas!, I think there may be more informative, thought provoking and down-right-dull shit I can go on about for at leat 4 more paragrapghs!!
On another entirely different note I've been wondering whether I should play in the RU Brown Gold Medal Competition in Adelaide.
After a quick search on Big Rich's rather geeky Pipe Band and all Piping Related things relating to piping and pipe banding. plus, Richard's views of Pipe Band with some bagpiping on the side; I came across the dates for this comp, I'll reprint the whole line and put Richo's blog website in my credits for some free advertising ;)
May 9 2009 - RU Brown Piobaireachd Society contest - Adelaide, South Australia - Solo piping
- Thanks Rich for that!
So yes, I was thinking whether to play. I've got a wee Gannaway bag sitting on a cupboard waiting to be played, a new set of Peter Hendersons all ready, but alas, no drone reeds... Due to this fact, I probably won't play. Oh well, as they say... "Better luck next year!"
Credits - Richard Wilson's blog - http://richardwilson.info/blog
<--- This is Big Rich
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